Ummm. So this is a picture of a kid’s dried blood? Just checking.
I’m trying to understand what perpetual nosebleeds have to do with being the “family klutz.” Joshua tends to trip over things and smash his face? I thought nosebleeds were brought on by sucker punches, allergies, changes in altitude and the modeling industry.
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Comment Of The Week
“Tania ought to be “embresassed” by her spelling. Pooping during labor is a momentary embarrassment, but being stupid lasts forever.”
- fruity_pebbles, in response to this post about drinking castor oil.
So much truth in this comment. Congrats on being the latest Pimp to hold the chalice, Fruity Pebbles! I’d make a joke about not putting any castor oil in your cup, but I think it kinda goes without saying.
Mom’s Gold Star … #20!
Keira knows wsup. Even my crappy editing can’t hide the fact that she sent this in. Sorry, Aaron, she got you good. Your pooptastic status update was just too easy - not to mention gross.
Helpful Oversharing Parent Tip: Punctuating an update about poop that involves the word ‘wipe’ with a joke about beer consumption isn’t as funny as you think it is. I recommend going ahead and drinking that 7am beer and not mentioning it to anyone.
Congrats on your Gold Star, Keira!
(submitted by Anonymous Keira, obvs.)
Moms For The Win!! NO MORE COOKING AND CLEANING AND LIVING IN THE 1950s!!!! When your hubby tells you to bake him a pie and shine his shoes, DON’T! Just wait and see what happens! This idea is almost too exciting for words. I’m guessing Steven, Andrew and all the other MEN out there will be at their wits end after just a few days of the Great Mom Strike Of ‘09!
You know how husbands are. Never cooking, never doing the laundry, and never appreciating all the little things!!! Well, not anymore! Not for one whole week. WHO’S WITH ME, LADIES??!
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See, I was going to say I thought this is what the Google Wave was made for. But hey, “Bible Studay” is just as good. Come to think of it, there are probably dozens of places where ladies can discuss their post-pregnancy sexual frustration that don’t involve Facebook.
Then again, the Offender in question *did* send this update via her cell phone. Clearly this was something she absolutely needed to get out right then. I’d hypothesize the circumstances… but I’d really rather not.
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Story Hour
Speaking in third person on Facebook makes no sense to me. Is it a special occasion type of thing? D sounds like she’s reading a page from her upcoming children’s novel, “Boys and their Balls.” I can practically hear the little chime in my head letting me know to turn the page.
Not that I’m not compelled to hear more. What happens next? Does her son keep playing with his poo balls? Does she put him in the bath? This is intriguing stuff. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a huge fan of Story Hour. Come on, D, don’t make me wait until the book comes out.
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