I’m sure for the considerate parent who posted (and took) the picture, this was the most amazing pile of shit he’d ever laid eyes on. Maybe he framed it afterwards. Maybe he took photos from different angles, hopped over to Snapfish, and created a calendar. Not sure. But after seeing *this picture, I do NOT want to know.
Potty training is not a public activity, people! Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to post pictures on the internet of your child’s ordure?

*Focal blurring compliments of STFU, Parents.
(disheartening poop photo submitted by K.)

I’m sure for the considerate parent who posted (and took) the picture, this was the most amazing pile of shit he’d ever laid eyes on. Maybe he framed it afterwards. Maybe he took photos from different angles, hopped over to Snapfish, and created a calendar. Not sure. But after seeing *this picture, I do NOT want to know.

Potty training is not a public activity, people! Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to post pictures on the internet of your child’s ordure?

*Focal blurring compliments of STFU, Parents.

(disheartening poop photo submitted by K.)

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