Guh! Construction workers are SOOOO annoying! Did I invite you to come knock on my door with your blue collar hands while my baby naps? No. Am I sooo not impressed with your knocking? YES!
My job is called stay-at-home for a reason, construction loser! I am supposed to STAY at HOME. As in, not get up to move my truck because your job conflicts with mine. What part of STAY do you not understand? I don’t care if you’re a construction worker, a do-gooder, a dog barking for no reason, or a neighbor mowing your lawn - my job is to stay, and your job is to stop making noise while my angel is sleeping!
(submitted by Anonymous)