Man, what a drag. I was really hoping to get knocked up before my mom’s birthday. I have NO idea what I’m going to get her if I don’t get knocked up by then. A watch? I told my husband last night, “All my mom wants for her birthday is a tiny embryo.” That’s when he told me to ask facebook to find out if it was even possible. Clearly, I was jumping the gun! If the 23-year-old wizards at facebook say it’s not going to happen until 2011, I know better than to question them. At least Brandi and I will indisputably be pregnant at the same time! (submitted by Anonymous)

Man, what a drag. I was really hoping to get knocked up before my mom’s birthday. I have NO idea what I’m going to get her if I don’t get knocked up by then. A watch? I told my husband last night, “All my mom wants for her birthday is a tiny embryo.” That’s when he told me to ask facebook to find out if it was even possible.

Clearly, I was jumping the gun! If the 23-year-old wizards at facebook say it’s not going to happen until 2011, I know better than to question them. At least Brandi and I will indisputably be pregnant at the same time!

(submitted by Anonymous)

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