Didn’t mean to gross you out with a picture of our daughter’s used toilet! Trust me, it was NOT the intention. It’s just that every time we start to tell our friends at dinner about our baby’s bowel movements, they ask if we can change the subject. I never get to show off her accomplishments!! Finally, I decided, “Screw it. If you’re really our friend, you’ll read about our daughter’s toilet glory as you eat your breakfast and you’ll LIKE IT!” Just look at her excitement! Now that you’re seeing it, isn’t it the BEST? (submitted by Anonymous)

Didn’t mean to gross you out with a picture of our daughter’s used toilet! Trust me, it was NOT the intention. It’s just that every time we start to tell our friends at dinner about our baby’s bowel movements, they ask if we can change the subject. I never get to show off her accomplishments!!

Finally, I decided, “Screw it. If you’re really our friend, you’ll read about our daughter’s toilet glory as you eat your breakfast and you’ll LIKE IT!” Just look at her excitement! Now that you’re seeing it, isn’t it the BEST?

(submitted by Anonymous)

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