Ian Update:
Earlier this week, I posted about a tool box named Ian. Many of you commented on his douchebaggery in the comments and sent me emails, including the girl who he tried to humiliate and several of his personal friends. Here are a few choice things mentioned about Ian Fitzdouchebag:
First - in the email I received from Amanda, the girl who submitted his status whose excellent blog can be found here, she says, “I guess Ian sent a mass email out telling people they should boycott me on facebook if they want their kids to be “protected from people like Amanda.” I’ve never witnessed such lunacy and honestly, I’m sick to my stomach about it.” Nice work, Ian!
Moving on to his friends:
“I’ve got to say Ian’s breakdown on Facebook yesterday over your blog was the highlight of my week. I’m sure most people who know him will admit he’s one of the most arrogant people out there. It’s nice that someone kicked his pedestal out from under him.”
“Being Facebook friends with both Amanda (the submitter) and Ian (I’ll agree he can be a douchebag), I’ve been watching this absurdity unfold on Facebook all day. Ian has clearly jumped off the deep end on this one - his facebook page is an homage to ridiculing Amanda (I’m not even going to disclose how long ago we graduated from college) and trying to get others to do it too…Should I mention I once watched these two make out during spin the bottle some ten years ago? Yah, those were happier times.”
” I took a few screen shots of Ian’s crack-up on Facebook - I’d be more than willing to forward them your way. Looks like this is the most excitement he’s encountered in a very long time - he used to be fun 15 years ago - I swear!”
“His kids are total accessories. He occasionally posts what he thinks are homages to his wife which are actually self congratulatory “look at what an engaged daddy I am” posts. Jesus, why am I FB friends with this piece of shit?”
Due to Ian’s awesome popularity, I am hereby proclaiming today that any douchenozzle who rolls like Big I. will be called out and told he/she is “Pulling An Ian.”
Thanks for the laughs, Fitzdouchewad.
