Is poop made of rubber? What the hell are “poo balls” and why would they “fall all over the floor,” as though individually bouncing off the ground? Was this update sent from space? Forget about the spelling of her daughter’s name. I just want to understand what’s going on in this update. Is Stephanie saying that she accidentally handed her daughter a circular piece of poop thinking it was chocolate? Or am I totally off-base? If you readers are ‘poop savvy’ enough to decipher this update, please let me know in the comments. Or, just take a guess. Maybe - hopefully - we can all piece this thing together and rest easy tonight. (submitted by Anonymous)

Is poop made of rubber? What the hell are “poo balls” and why would they “fall all over the floor,” as though individually bouncing off the ground? Was this update sent from space?

Forget about the spelling of her daughter’s name. I just want to understand what’s going on in this update. Is Stephanie saying that she accidentally handed her daughter a circular piece of poop thinking it was chocolate? Or am I totally off-base? If you readers are ‘poop savvy’ enough to decipher this update, please let me know in the comments. Or, just take a guess. Maybe - hopefully - we can all piece this thing together and rest easy tonight.

(submitted by Anonymous)

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