Ewwwwwwwww. That’s nasty, Katie! Why would you reveal something so horribly disgusting to all of Facebook?! GROSSSSSSSS.
But tell me, did lil Dakota leave behind skid marks? If so, can you describe them? Ew ew ew! I’m kidding! I’m kidding!! Seriously, though, did you have to really scrub the sheets first, and then wash them at least 3 times to try to get the stain out? Wait - don’t tell me, I don’t want to know! All I’m wondering is what shade of brown the skid marks were. Like a lighter shade? OK, how about this: Just tell me about the skid marks if you need to vent. It’s SO not something I need to mentally picture, unless you think I want to. At which point, that’s what friends are for! Lulz. I’m available all day today if you want to talk.
(submitted by Anonymous)
