When I initially read this status, it reminded me of the Mommy Masochist who freaked out over spilled water. So I was like, “Aww, blueberries everywhere! That must have been really annoying, to have to either pick them all up or find someone who worked at Sunflower to help clean them up. What a drag.” Then I kept reading.
Now I’d like to take a pail of blueberries and smoosh them all over H’s face. And did I mention what I’d like to do to ‘Me’? Did she really just say, “I was too embarrassed to admit to an employee that my kid peed on the floor, but I’m not too embarrassed to admit it on Facebook”? The more I read about these Mommy Mishaps, the more I think everyone who becomes a parent should be required to work a round of shifts at a grocery or retail outlet, starting with Walmart.
(submitted by Anonymous)
