Halloween ‘09 Recap
This is the last post in the Halloween series. You can all put your whiskey down! No more Vagenas, no more open air placentas. It’s back to basics. You know, poop, boogers and MommyJacking. So wipe that sweat off your brow!
Before getting into this classic example of one-uppance, I would like to note a few things. The past few days of Halloween Horror have been very interesting! One thing I’d like to point out is that I receive a lot of labor images, so Vagena is but one of many. “She” stood out because of the brother factor. It’s really quite crazy what lands in my inbox. I’ve got a variety C-section images, not to mention explosive diapers for DAYS. The second thing I’d like to note is that a lot of folks tell me to turn up the volume and post the really crazy shit, but I think it’s safe to say that a few minds have been changed post-Halloween! The truth is, it’s hard to know what to post here because I get A LOT of “mama drama.” This weekend sort of helped me determine what people are cool with seeing (poop, sometimes) and decidely NOT cool with seeing (a crowning baby). I think the important thing to remember is that I did not, could not and would not make this stuff up.
Moving on. The above submission is an homage to this blog’s creation. No, it’s not “green doo” that inspired me. It’s this. Passive-aggressive Mombie bullshit. I get so sick of reading these exchanges in my Newsfeed. “Yours is the cutest, OK mine is the cutest, No KIDDING, YOURS!” Save it, hussies! I’d rather discuss hair follicle treatments. All of your kids are equally cute/not cute (and your friendly banter is tiresome!).
(submitted by Anonymous)
