You know what irks me? Passive-aggressive moms who make jokes about ‘swapping.’ “I’ll take your child over mine any day!” Or “Did I mention my little one dropped an entire bowl of pineapple??!!! I’ll take your life over mine in a heartbeat!” Everyone needs to settle down. We all know what happens on Wife Swap. M’s update wasn’t begging for a chapter-long response from a half-asleep cranky pants. Instead of bitching on Facebook, C, try a bubble bath. Make some tea. Put on a pair of fuzzy slippers. Just stop complaining to the internet. Your friends aren’t sympathetic when you insist on comparing your life to theirs. Plus…ironing? Who still irons? (submitted by Anonymous)

You know what irks me? Passive-aggressive moms who make jokes about ‘swapping.’ “I’ll take your child over mine any day!” Or “Did I mention my little one dropped an entire bowl of pineapple??!!! I’ll take your life over mine in a heartbeat!”

Everyone needs to settle down. We all know what happens on Wife Swap. M’s update wasn’t begging for a chapter-long response from a half-asleep cranky pants. Instead of bitching on Facebook, C, try a bubble bath. Make some tea. Put on a pair of fuzzy slippers. Just stop complaining to the internet. Your friends aren’t sympathetic when you insist on comparing your life to theirs. Plus…ironing? Who still irons?

(submitted by Anonymous)

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