Mom’s Gold Star
Paul’s somewhat schizophrenic message really cracks me up. “Can’t wait to hang out with my punk of a son. Such a great kid!”
Tell it like it is, Paul! No one’s here to disagree with you. Teenagers can drive a sane person crazy. They’re daily reminders that you made your parents batty for 5 years straight. I mean, kids get older - it’s unavoidable. But it still sucks.
Good luck and congrats, Paul! You win a day with your moody, belligerent, cocky, sarcastic little shit of a son. Treasure these moments.
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