Let’s take a poll! Who wants to hang out with this lovely gaggle of ladies for dinner on me?  …Anybody? Any takers? No? A few questionable shower invitations have been posted on this site - as well as this bitch’s rant about gifts - but never has a woman mentioned her insatiable appetite for baby goods as a stand-alone status. Especially mid-registry. Melissa’s got some balls! FYI, Melissa: If your friends haven’t bought you much yet, they’re sure as hell not going to now. (submitted by Anonymous)

Let’s take a poll! Who wants to hang out with this lovely gaggle of ladies for dinner on me?  …Anybody? Any takers? No?

A few questionable shower invitations have been posted on this site - as well as this bitch’s rant about gifts - but never has a woman mentioned her insatiable appetite for baby goods as a stand-alone status. Especially mid-registry. Melissa’s got some balls! FYI, Melissa: If your friends haven’t bought you much yet, they’re sure as hell not going to now.

(submitted by Anonymous)

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